Prankin in the office

The place i work is so much fun! The people i work with are amazing, and i have been here quite a while.... Well, Over the years a few pranks have become legendary... No no, i wont talk about mooning the warehouse... or the christmas of Mmmm Bop..... But one of my co-workers is leaving to go marry a serial killer she met over the internet, and sent me back one of my pranks..... She had held onto it and i must say it is one of my finer peices of work...

So Candice~ This blogs for you!

A little background:

Candice and Jeni (sisters) both worked with me for years... is it too dramatic to say they complete my life? Too Much? Okay maybe brought joy to my life? okay it is too dramatic! Jeni left to give birth and be a SAHM. She brought the new baby (natalie) in to visit... I had the baby at my desk for a while... she came and grabbed her from me to take her home and put her down for a nap..... 5 Minutes later this email surfaced... (Mysteriously!)
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Dear Princess Natalie,

Hi, my name is, oh man, you almost got me there, but any how I kidnapped something very dear to your heart (see picture below). Why am I doing this, well, I want some money, and this was the first thing that came to my mind. Since I don’t like to work, I decided that this would be the catalyst to a lump some of ill gained cash. So here is what I want, I want all the money you have in you’re pockets, not to mention a VIP room in Buckingham Palace, free for my use whenever I want. I also want one of those crowns with the red felt and criss-crossed gold with jewels in it and the little cross on top, and I will need a scepter also, because with a scepter I can hit anyone that calls me stupid when I carry around a scepter and crown.

If you don’t meet my demands, I am willing to go to some drastic levels. I urge you to try me, call my bluff, and just see what happens.

So make haste Little Lady, and meet my demands, because you don’t want me to reach the third stage of my plan, trust me.

Sincerely,
Kerry Pack….I mean…not.
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