World Domination... Kjelgaard Style

You know, i noticed that Michelle has not updated her blog since i so graciously forced/helped her into making one- i for one dont feel robbed because i see her and the children a couple of times a week, but there are many of you who go MONTHs without seeing them... and it is a good thing, For there is evil a foot! Michelle has always been kinda of an extremist, feminist, rebel without a cause.... and with the latest presidential election in full swing, she has devised a new plot to slowly take over the free world... all of her hope for domination lie in her only girl, Rachel, she started by simply letting her rule her house, but slowly rachel's reign widened.....

Here is the story of Rachel -
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One day Rachel was sitting at Tea



Rachel was lonely and called for her loyal servants




And they were happy to be in her company... as you can see, VERY happy



But soon Rachels demands for servitude began to wear thin these bonds of friendship... everyone catered to her every need... Infact, soon Rachel was carried about, rather than waste her adorable energy on the menial task of walking



Well, the boys simply decided this was too much--- and started a Militia. Sadly - however as soon as they were surrounded they surrendered... For you see- another plot was forming in their minds to over throw this female domination




You see, their plan was simple... if you cannot beat them, join them....





And so they did... Well Michelle with her devious mind... realized she had missed her chance with Rachel, for Rachel had an agenda of her own... Michelle quickly moved onto her next offspring...






"No Jim Junior, when you rule the world, No one will make fun of you for the Tiara..... "

And this Ladies and Gentleman is why no one should vote for HILLARY CLINTON!!!